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12:09am 17/06/2006
 

What do you mean I can't take off my sweater? IT'S HOT!

 
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10:38am 01/06/2006
  WELCOME TO JUNE MOTHERFUCKERS!  
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Some folk would never eat a skunk but then again some folkel...   
08:44pm 20/01/2006
 
mood: accomplished
This one time I was petting my dog, Geech, that's my old smell-hound when cousin Merle comes over and says, Geech's gone to heaven Mr. Terwilliger. Well, I knew he ain't been quite right lately because Geech was right in front of me. So I decided to take Geech for a walk and dismiss all that nonsense that Cousin Merle was rambling. So I decided to go down to the dump where there are some piles 50ft high of diapers, I call them diaper hills for obvious reasons, that overlook over the entire trailer park. And as I was enjoying the view, I thought to myself, Hey you know what? I can call my ma while I'm up here. So I go and yell, Hey MA! Get off the dang roof! Also while I was up there, I saw my kids were hungry so I went about yelling their names, Brittany, Cassidy, Chloe, Cody, Dermott, Dylan, Heather, Hunter, Ian, Jordan, Katlin, Kendall, Kira, Lauren, Max, Morgan, Noah, Phil, Q-Bert, Rumer, Sash, Scout, Taylor, Tiffany, Wesley, Zoe, in alphabetical order and I says, we're eating diner tonight! So as we walk towards the meal on wheels truck I noticed the store owner of the dress store mentioned something about getting a shipment of slightly burned dresses so I says, what time and how burnt? and went on our way. As we were eating the industrial gruel from the meal on wheels truck, I saw Q-Bert giving his gruel to Geech, and I go about slapping him and I says, Are you some kind of a moron? Geech already ate. And then my wife says, Cletus, what are you beating Q-Bert about? and I says, never you mind Brandine, you just go back to birthing that baby. And then I goes about Yelling Yeehaw! and then I passes out.
 
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Money Money Money Monaaaaaay!   
09:15pm 20/09/2005
 
mood: exanimate

LJ Interests meme results



  1. air:
    I breath it, I touch
  2. cannons:
    KABOOM!
  3. die bart die:
    Its german for hail bart hail
  4. farting:
    capital relief
  5. flying:
    The air beneath my wig (wig, i didn't misspell wing)
  6. italians:
    Eh Tony, hows about a pizza eh? just like momma used to do.
  7. kelsey grammer:
    The hand up my butt
  8. kill krusty:
    the sellout
  9. leonardo da vinci:
    Renaissance Man
  10. organ grinders:
    Ehh Gizeppi, hows about you meet a nice girl ehh?


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



 
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I am too lazy to do my Geo H.W. so I filled out this.   
07:40pm 08/09/2005
 
mood: blank
Self Information Survey
NamePaydrow Kickass, Yes?
Birthdayc. July 9, 1986
Hair ColorExtremely Dark Brown
Eye ColorBrown
Height5'10"
HometownSouth Gate
Number of brothers and sisters2.5 Sisters, .5 Brothers
Favorites
FoodChicken dipped in marinera sauce and cheese, Chicken Parmesan Bitches!
DrinkSody Pop
ColorBlue
Number9
Vacation SpotBackyard
MusicPaydrock
MovieThe Sandlot
Sports
Favorite Sports TeamTHE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LOS ANGELES DODGERS OF LOS ANGELES
Your Favorite Sports MomentSo many, Game 1 of 1988 World Series I suppose
Extra Information
Your HeroJason Voorhees
HobbiesMcNuggets
Goals2, I'm not a very good soccer player
What Would You If You had $1,000,000?1,000,000 McChickens at McDonalds
Your DreamA pool full of pillows
Favorite Time of YearMedicine Day
Education
High SchoolDavid Crappy Jordan Shit School
CollegeCal State Full of Preppy White Boys Fullerton
MajorGeology

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CHECK IT OUT!   
09:24pm 16/08/2005
 
mood: accomplished
CHECK IT OUT!

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Paydrow_Kickass

CHECK IT OUT!
 
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Ahh, Summer vacation sucks!   
09:03pm 13/08/2005
 
mood: bored

I am super bored.

 

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Bitch   
10:29pm 08/08/2005
 
mood: bitchy
Nothing better to do than nothing on a nothing day when everything is happening.

[Marital Status]Single, Bitch
[Shoe size]13, Bitch
[Parents still together]Yes, Bitch
[Siblings]Yes, Bitch, 1 brother, bitch, 2 sisters, bitch
[Pets]no bitch, but I used to have a dog, lizard, emperor scorpion and fishies bitch
FAVORITES
[Color]Blue, Bitch
[Number]9, Bitch
[Animal] Snake, Bitch
[Drinks] Sody Pop, Bitch
[Soda] Sprite, Bitch
[Book] Singularity, Bitch
[Flower] The Black Rose, Bitch
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Once, Bitch
[Twirl your hair?] No, Bitch
[Have tattoos?] No, Bitch, but I want a shit load, bitch
[Have Piercings?] 2, Bitch
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No, Bitch
[Drink/Smoke?] No, Bitch and No, Bitch
[Like roller coasters?] Yes, Bitch
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yes, Bitch,
[Want more piercings?] Yes, Bitch
[Like cleaning?] Yes, Bitch
[Write in cursive or print?] Print, Bitch
[Own a web cam?] No, Bitch
[Know how to drive?] Yes, Bitch
[Own a cell phone?] Yes, Bitch
[Ever get off the damn computer?] No, Bitch
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes, Bitch
[Considered a life of crime?] Yes, Bitch
[Considered being a hooker?] No, um, Yes, Bitch
[Lied to someone?] Yes, Bitch
[Been in love?] No Comment, Bitch
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No, Bitch
[Been in lust?] No, Bitch
[Used someone] No, Bitch
[Been used?] All the Time, Bitch
[Been cheated on?] No, Bitch
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes, Bitch
[Stolen anything?] No, Bitch
[Held a gun] Numerous times, Bitch
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Blue Plaid Shirt, Black Dickies Shorts, Vans, Bitch
[Current mood] Happy, Bitch
[Current taste] Bitch
[What you currently smell like] Shit, Bitch
[Current hair] Short, Bitch
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Sleeping, Bitch
[Current cd in stereo] Social Distortion - Sex, Love and Rock N' Roll, Bitch
[Last book you read] My Recently Bought Chemistry Book, Bitch
[Last movie you saw] The Dukes of Hazzard, Bitch
[Last thing you ate] Bomb Ass Burro, Bitch
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Vanessa, 10 Minutes Ago, Bitch
[Do drugs?] No, Bitch
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Of Course, Bitch
Remember your first love?] Yes, Bitch
[Still love him/her?] Unfortunetly, Bitch
[Read the newspaper?] During School Time, Bitch
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yes, Bitch
[Believe in miracles?] Yes, Bitch
[Do well in school?] Yes, Bitch
[Wear hats] Of Course, Bitch
[Hate yourself?] Sometimes, Bitch
[Have an obsession?] Numerous, Bitch
[Collect anything?] Used too collect numerous items, Bitch
[Have a best friend?] Don't Know, Bitch
[Close friends?] Yes, Bitch
[Like your handwriting?] No, Bitch
[Care about looks] No, Bitch
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Fuck You, A Gentleman never tells, Bitch
[First kiss] Fuck You, A Gentleman never tells, Bitch
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No, Bitch
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yes, bITCH
[Are you a tease?] Yes, Bitch
[Too shy to make the first move?] Sometimes, Bitch
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yes, Bitch
[Bitch/Asshole] Yes, Bitch
[sarcastic] Yes, Bitch
[Angel] Yes, Bitch
[Devil] Yes, Bitch
[Shy] Yes, Bitch
[Talkative] No and Yes, Bitch

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Take a Peek   
06:14pm 02/08/2005
 
mood: happy

I got this shiznit from Josh, I think?

30 preguntas para pasar el tiempoCollapse )

 
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! X-GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
12:35am 01/08/2005
 
mood: X-GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Quien de aqui es pollero?   
09:37pm 24/07/2005
 
mood: excited

Hurry, buy the tickets, there are only a few left. Go, NOW, HURRY!

The Event of the New Century!Collapse )

 
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Lets Go!   
11:58am 21/07/2005
 
mood: bouncy

X-GAMES!!!...MOTHEREFERS!!!

 
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Check it MotherEfers   
11:08pm 14/07/2005
 
mood: blah
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:The Flying Gizzepi, yes
Birthday:July 9 circa 1986
Birthplace:Inglewood
Current Location:South Gate of Hell
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Extremely dark brown
Height:5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed:Ambidextrous
Your Heritage:me no know
The Shoes You Wore Today:Vans-Bucky Lasek
Your Weakness:love
Your Fears:the gathering darkness
Your Perfect Pizza:pepperoni, cheese, cholesterol, cows and pigs
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:get straight A's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:yo no uso esa madre
Thoughts First Waking Up:why?
Your Best Physical Feature:my left ring fingure
Your Bedtime:hahahaha
Your Most Missed Memory:pokemon
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsicoke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Car'ls Junior
Single or Group Dates:el que sea
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:jesus juice
Chocolate or Vanilla:vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:fuck that shit
Do you Smoke:no
Do you Swear:hell yes
Do you Sing:hell yes
Do you Shower Daily:hell no
Have you Been in Love:no comment
Do you want to go to College:hopefully one day
Do you want to get Married:let me flip a coin
Do you belive in yourself:yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:no
Do you think you are Attractive:no
Are you a Health Freak:no
Do you get along with your Parents:yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
Do you play an Instrument:yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:no
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:no
Ever been called a Tease:yes
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:no
How do you want to Die:the bitchinest explosion ever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:the blue power ranger
What country would you most like to Visit:The Union of Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:hazel
Favourite Hair Color:brown
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:5'0''-5'8''
Weight:Lighter than me
Best Clothing Style:conservative
Number of Drugs I have taken:1
Number of CDs I own:a lot
Number of Piercings:2
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:3.3

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Like I said, The NHL is back MotherEfers!   
04:44pm 14/07/2005
 
mood: jubilant

So, today is game one of the Yankees series up at Fenway. You know how it is in regards with the Yankees...

Yo know how it is.Collapse )

 
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The NHL is back MotherEfers!   
09:23am 14/07/2005
 
mood: pleased

So, today is game one of the Giants series out at Chavez Ravine, and you know how it is in regards with the Giants...

 

You Know How It IsCollapse )

 
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KABOOM!   
11:33am 12/07/2005
 
mood: mischievous
The Flying Gizeppi is here to stay, muahahahahahaha...
 
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